Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Vodka Pitch

Ever imagine walking down the red carpet? Ever dream of being in the Spotlight? Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of having your name put on the Hollywood walk of fame inside one of those gold stars? How about taking that fame home with you in the form of an Oscar? Now you can. Hollywood Vodka is the drink even big movie stars dream of having. This high class drink will make you feel rich with floodlights and fans long after the last drop has been consumed. This 80 Proof Vodka is made like you’ve never heard of before. It is made using molecular sieve technology. Sounds Sexy doesn’t it? After a good distillation process,of filtering the vodka through gold plated wire mesh with the coal bringing the ethanol to 94.68%, you use the molecular sieve, which is a synthetic absorbent, to dehydrate the ethanol and turn it into 100% ethanol making it the purest way ever created. After all that sexy talk it’s mixed with water from Iceland to help give it a crisp taste that makes you feel like it was made on a bed of gold, which in a way it is. Now that you’re thirsty it’s time for you to find out how it’s bottled. Remember how I asked if you ever wanted to bring home an Oscar? That’s exactly what you would be doing. The Body of the bottle is in the same shape of an Oscar standing on a square from the Hollywood Walk of Fame with its own star. The Box would be mostly rectangular with the front almost completely clear leaving the Oscar in full view. On the sides of the front would be the great movie floodlights. The Oscar would be standing in front of a red curtain giving you the feel like you’ve moved to Hollywood. With this upscale vodka you won’t just drink like a movie star, you’ll Live like a Movie Star.

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